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Red | 16 | British | ♀ | 5sos

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you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

pikachemmings asked: what do you mean can you be my friend I thought we werE friends damn ;) 2, 21 and.. 9 :)


we are friends gosh haha love you!
okay so
Ship: Luke
2. London because I travelled there once before 7th grade and fell in love with the city.
9. I’m actually a huge germaphobe but probably the pizza stepped on by Michael bc hopefully it was still in the box *crosses fingers and prays*
21. McDonalds with Ashton because I love McDonalds more than I love pizza (which is a lot)

where have you been my entire life


i definitely have a thing for punk edits
Ash - Cal 


more punk 5sos yay

Ash - Mikey



i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realest shit on this website

Anonymous asked: 14 3 7

you don’t want a ship?? :((

14. Ashton teach me the drums because I can already play the guitar and just imagine ashton laughing at you everytime you did something wrong and he’d gently correct you and everytime you’d get frustrated by messing up he’d hold your hands and play them along with you ughh

3. already answered but the coNcerT

7. you drive some hard bargains erm.. probably the really fake aussie accent because they’d just get used to it after a while?? like they’d just assume that’s my normal accent and wouldn’t know any different whereas I’d prefer to keep decent oops

swingswingaar asked: I saw your tags on the American vs brittish driving thing and I am here to confirm that that is pretty much completely accurate like you stop for gas for like two minutes and then vroom vroom you're off to the races again

BUT DOESNT THAT SUCK LIKE if I’m sitting in a car for too long I get all cramps and shit and driving for ages gets the driver tired ??? idk on car trips we stop at billions of service stations to have a break


Ashton and his ‘baby’ x

Joke of the day.




An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”



Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever


Pretty much their entire relationship.

I am either Sam or Dean there is no fucking in between

  • british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
  • americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop


this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time