// i like the one who looks-like-he-can-surf-but-he-cannot //
Red | 16 | British | ♀ | 5sos
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
we are friends gosh haha love you!
2. London because I travelled there once before 7th grade and fell in love with the city.
9. I’m actually a huge germaphobe but probably the pizza stepped on by Michael bc hopefully it was still in the box *crosses fingers and prays*
21. McDonalds with Ashton because I love McDonalds more than I love pizza (which is a lot)
where have you been my entire life
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realest shit on this website
you don’t want a ship?? :((
14. Ashton teach me the drums because I can already play the guitar and just imagine ashton laughing at you everytime you did something wrong and he’d gently correct you and everytime you’d get frustrated by messing up he’d hold your hands and play them along with you ughh
3. already answered but the coNcerT
7. you drive some hard bargains erm.. probably the really fake aussie accent because they’d just get used to it after a while?? like they’d just assume that’s my normal accent and wouldn’t know any different whereas I’d prefer to keep decent oops
BUT DOESNT THAT SUCK LIKE if I’m sitting in a car for too long I get all cramps and shit and driving for ages gets the driver tired ??? idk on car trips we stop at billions of service stations to have a break
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Pretty much their entire relationship.
I am either Sam or Dean there is no fucking in between
this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time