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Red | 16 | British | ♀ | 5sos

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kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

youlovemeletmego:

WHEN I WENT TO TAKE THIS I WAS LIKE “CAN I PROPOSE TO ANDY” AND HE WAS LIKE “SURE” HE GAVE ME HIS HANDS AND HE WAS LIKE “WHICH HAND DO YOU WANT?” AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER WAS LIKE “EVERYBODY WANTS TO MARRY ANDY” IT WAS SO CUTE THEY ALL GOT SO INTO IT IM SO HAPPY ABOUT IT I LOVE FALL OUT BOY

running from lions // 7.12.14

cutelucas:

I need more active band blogs and multis to follow :—-)

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

Fixing shit

blackgeologist:

Sign her!

R E D is the color of fire and blood, so it is associated with energy, war, danger, strength, power, determination as well as passion, desire, and love.